I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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