Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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