i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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