Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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