Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I will be naked everywhere
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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