You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I hate all girls vehemently.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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