thus making me awesome and them whores
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I need a beard to bite.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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