Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
operation have a gay friend backfired
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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