apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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