i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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