I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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