Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
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Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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