i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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