I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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