I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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