i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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