I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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