Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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