come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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