what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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