So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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