i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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