Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so that wasnt chicken after all
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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