your thong is hanging out like whoa
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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