would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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