i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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