that's an acceptable place to lick
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Randomize