oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
wow bdsm is so cute
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