i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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