32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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