Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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