super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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