I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I currently don't understand fingers.
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