can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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