You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
The Olympian is in my bed
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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