Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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