we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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