I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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