Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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