I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
ttyl tear gas
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
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You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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