I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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