so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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