My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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