I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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