I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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