I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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