erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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