So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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