I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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