Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
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Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I need to sanitize my soul.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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