Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
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Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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