did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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